A tumblr dedicated to Synyster Gates, lead guitarist of Avenged Sevenfold.
May contain artifical posts, songs sold seperately.
Im Guitar And I Play Synyster Gates.
You Can Copy Write My Ass... Just Kidding.
Boom I Got Your Boyfriend I Got Your Man.
Im Synyster Fucking Gates Goddammit.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
teacher: you will be assorted into groups
me: oh ok
and then i work with the other kid who doesn't talk much and we get to know each other and find out we have similar interests and vow to talk more and then we start texting each other and it becomes the highlight of our days and every friday we go to see that genre of movie we both love and then one day after said movie we get caught in the rain and we can't catch a taxi so we end up having to run to a bus stop but it's raining really hard so they take a newspaper from the side of the street and drape it over our heads and it's shitty and not even working but we're laughing so hard we don't even care and when we finally get to the bus stop we are panting and laughing and wet and then they turn to me and smile and i smile and they take me by the cheeks and murmur some inside joke and we laugh and then we kiss and then eighty years later we're happily married with 2.8 children and all our dreams came true but oh fuck we forgot to hand in our group Science project didn't we.
I have a Patrick Being Perfect album
this is why
well please don’t do that
patrick I love you
don’t deny that you love detailed Peterick slash, Patrick
“It’s kind of creepy that many people have seen me naked. I feel like I’m the world’s biggest porn star.”
(Source: a-dumbass-prick)
pete bring the eyeliner back you homo
Matt: I'm gonna try an get Andy married to my mom so he can be my step dad, just to make things super awkward everyday, he can like ground me and make me do dishes and stuff.
Bryan: Do you approve of this plan?
Andy: I'll still drink with you, but in a weird way where I keep calling you son, I'll start drinking scotch.
Matt: Isn't this nice son, us sitting down together and drinking a glass of Scotch and talking about your day at school?
Andy: Why would you go to school, are you going back to school?
Matt: Yeah, just so you can be my dad. No, college. But I mean, we can pretend it's high school...
(Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular)
Danny rolling up with his crack whores <3
(Source: cryinglightss)
(Source: gaskarthwilliamalex)
